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10-18-2006, 10:32 AM
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10-26-2006, 12:19 AM
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Lame, but worth posting...
Three rats are sitting at the bar talking bragging about their bravery and toughness. The first says, "I'm so tough, once I ate a whole bagful of rat poison!" The second says, "Well I'm so tough, once I was caught in a rat trap and I bit it apart!" Then the third rat gets up and says, "Later guys, I'm off home to harass the cat."
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12-07-2006, 04:10 AM
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Two blonds were riding up an elevator. Long before reaching their floor, the elevator stopped and this really great looking guy got on.
He smiled at the blonds, and reached over and hit the button for the next floor. Then he stood and admired the scenery while the elevator went up. When the door opened behind him, he smiled at the blondes, turned and went out the door. When he turned to leave, the blonds saw a large number of dandruff flakes down his back. The first blond turned to the second blond and said, " Eewweue!" The second blond said," Thats o.k. If I can get him home, I'll give him Head & Shoulders." The first blond asked, "How do you give Shoulders?"
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12-07-2006, 04:45 AM
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Can't believe i never noticed this thread before!!
I went to buy a fish the other day, the guy goes 'Do you want an aquarium?' I said 'Look mate just give me a fish i dont care what star sign it is!' and as the irish jokes seem popular... did u hear about the irish guy who won the lottery?? he won 6 mil, went to camalot to collect his winnings and they told him they were having problems with the bank and they can only transfer 3 million now then the other 3 million next week.. the irish guy goes 'Listen if you're going to mess me about i'll have me quid back!' Yep i've got loads and there all as bad lol... anyway off to uni now
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12-07-2006, 05:29 AM
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Hahahaha nice one guys
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12-17-2006, 05:18 AM
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A rich guy and a poor guy are talking about what they got their families for christmas:
Poor Guy:What did you get your daughter? Rich Guy: i got her a pony - what did you get your daughter? Poor Guy: i got her doll. What did you get your wife? Rich Guy: I got her a car. What did you get your wife? Poor Guy: I got her a pair of shoes and a dildo. Rich Guy: Whats the dildo for? Poor Guy: Well if she doesnt like the shoes, she can go **** herself! |
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12-17-2006, 09:25 AM
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LOL Quality
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12-18-2006, 09:57 AM
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lmaooo i like that one bman!
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How do you sink an Irish submarine?
Knock on the hatch. Did you hear about the Irish helicopter crash? The pilot got cold, so he turned off the fan. Why do Irish men wear two condoms? To be sure, to be sure An Irishman's wife gave birth to twins. Her Husband demanded to know who the other man was. Why did the Irishman fall out the window? He was ironing the curtain. What's black and fuzzy and hangs from the ceiling? An Irish electrician. What do you do if an Irish woman is having a fit in a bath Put the dishes in. Paddy and Murphy are walking around looking for work when Paddy sees a sign, "Tree fellers wanted". Paddy says to Murphy, its a pitty theres only two of us. An Irish woman walked into a small hardware store and told the owner that she needed a new door handle. He fetched one and asked: "Do you want a screw for that?" She looked around the store and said: "No, but I'll blow ya for that toaster over there." |
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