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Old 10-01-2006, 08:12 PM   #21 (permalink)
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nice one russ, pms !
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Old 10-02-2006, 05:04 AM   #22 (permalink)
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Myself and a friend were driving through Cornwall when I saw a sheep with its head stuck in the fence railings, I turned to my friend "You know, I've never made love to a sheep" he said "Well this is your chance my friend... Feel free.". I stepped out of the car and proceeded to make love to the sheep, after 10 minutes I turn to my friend "Go on, it's your turn" in response he said "**** off! I'll never get my head through those railings!"

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Old 10-02-2006, 05:44 AM   #23 (permalink)
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hahahahahaaha!
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Me and my wife went to the zoo... After walking around for a while looking at the various animals we came across the monkey cage. Now, my wife is ugly... I mean ugly; but the monkey in the cage took a fancy to her, he came running up the cage thrusting his groin at her and screaming widly. "I think that monkey likes me dear" at that I chucked her in the cage and said "tell that bastard you've got a headache"

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Old 10-17-2006, 06:36 AM   #25 (permalink)
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A Irishman is driving down the highway, and traffic is worse than ever. People honking, flashing their lights at him, the works.

He turns on the radio for a traffic report. The radio blares, “NEWS FLASH! NEWS FLASH! There’s a maniac driving the wrong way down the highway!”
The Irishman looks around and exclaims, “My God, there’s a lot of them!”
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LOL..nice one!
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One Irishman was explaining to the other how the Lord often compensates for a person's natural deficiencies. "You see," he said, "If someone is a bit blind he might have a very good sense of hearing, or if his sense of taste has gone, he may have a keen sense of smell." "I agree with you," said the other. "I've always noticed that if someone has one short leg, the other one is always just that little bit longer."
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one n00bish query - what's with Irish jokes? :-s
I mean are they in similar category as blond jokes etc ...
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Why are Irish the brunt of many jokes?

I guess they're just unlucky....
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Every full stop a link to another site...

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