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LMAO!!! Gold mate
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09-28-2006, 04:39 AM
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An Irishman walks into a bar in London, sits down and orders three beers.
The barman mentions to the Irishman that he doesn't mind doing the extra work of bringing them one by one, keeping them cold. The Irishman says to the barman: "They're not all for me. One's for me, one's for my brother in the states, and the other's for my brother in Australia." This carries on for about six months, and every time, the Irishman orders three beers, mentioning that: "One's for me, one's for my brother in the states, and the other's for my brother in Australia." One day, the Irishman ordered only two beers. The barman walked over solemnly and asked if something terrible had happened or if there had been a death in the family. "Oh, no." said the Irishman. "I've decided to live a healthier lifestyle. I've given up drinking."
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09-28-2006, 10:00 AM
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An Irish man walked into a bar and ordered martini after martini, each time removing the olives and placing them in a jar. When the jar was filled with olives and all the drinks consumed, the Irishman started to leave. "S'cuse me," said a customer, who was puzzled over what McQuillan had done. "What was that all about?" "Nothing," said the Irishman, "my wife just sent me out for a jar of olives." Russ |
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09-28-2006, 11:37 AM
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hahaha nice one! Anyone got any of those "whats the lastest Irish invention" jokes?
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09-28-2006, 02:23 PM
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Hear about the latest Irish invention?
The pedal-powered wheelchair. Google is your friend.  |
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09-28-2006, 11:40 PM
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* Ejecter seat in a helicopter
* Fly screen door in a submarine Those are the only 2 I can remember
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09-28-2006, 11:42 PM
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lol, google is your friend...
*The inflatable dart board *Waterproof Disprin *windshield wipers on a subramine *air conditioning on a motorbike what about the : water proof towel :a book on how to read : invisible curtains : solar powered flash light : a dictionary index : powdred water : pedal, powered wheel chair :water proof tea bag
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09-28-2006, 11:42 PM
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condom with sweat holes
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10-01-2006, 07:23 PM
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Mate of mine recently got some new glasses, you know normal at the top but the bottom half magnifies things alot more... Anyway, he has the problem of having slightly off-set ears, so everything he sees in his right eye is fine and everything in the left is much bigger. Anyway, I was walking through town with him the other day and he said to me "Russ, I really need a ****" so, calmly, I said to him "No worries mate, just up that alley is a public toilet, use that" so he walks off... 10 minutes later he comes back with a giant wet patch on his jeans, with shock I said to him "what the hell did you do? The toilet is only up the alley" he explains "Well, I got in there, got my penis out, looked down and saw 2 - one was very big and one was very small - I knew the big one wasn't mine so I put it back"
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