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Unread 08-06-2009, 08:23 AM   #171 (permalink)
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This one's brilliant. Took me about an hour to get it, though, and no, I'm not slow. lol. Well, here goes:


Two nuns in the bath, one says 'Where's the soap?
The other says 'Yes it is, isn't it.'
OK. Im slow. I don't get this one. Anybody? lol
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Unread 08-06-2009, 08:26 AM   #172 (permalink)
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OK. Im slow. I don't get this one. Anybody? lol
Don't get it either

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Unread 08-06-2009, 08:32 AM   #173 (permalink)
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OK. Im slow. I don't get this one. Anybody? lol
No never did get that one, only that it's sexual inference, but not sure it is "get-able" a bit like this one:

Boy goes into shop to buy a loaf of bread:

Shopekeeper says "We only have brown bread"

Boy responds "That's okay, I've got my bike with me"



Some people stand there cracking up and I'm like, "I don't get it"
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Unread 08-06-2009, 08:56 AM   #174 (permalink)
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No never did get that one, only that it's sexual inference, but not sure it is "get-able" a bit like this one:

Boy goes into shop to buy a loaf of bread:

Shopekeeper says "We only have brown bread"

Boy responds "That's okay, I've got my bike with me"


Some people stand there cracking up and I'm like, "I don't get it"
Did I forget to drink my humour juice this morning or what? Don't get that one either

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Unread 08-06-2009, 09:02 AM   #175 (permalink)
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Did I forget to drink my humour juice this morning or what? Don't get that one either

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