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08-28-2008, 06:50 PM
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Advice for mother
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My mum doesn't like how her belly looks, she wants it thinner and toned up. She wants to know what she has to do to make that happen, like, how much cardio does she need to do, how often, what to eat, that kind of thing
She said it was ok to post up her weight etc so incase you need to know:
Age: 36
Weight: 108lbs
Height: 4ft 11
she says she wears size 6-8 clothes, whatever the hell that means lol
Thanks guys, she'll appreciate the advice 
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08-28-2008, 07:20 PM
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Originally Posted by Nyghtbringer
Hey
My mum doesn't like how her belly looks, she wants it thinner and toned up. She wants to know what she has to do to make that happen, like, how much cardio does she need to do, how often, what to eat, that kind of thing
She said it was ok to post up her weight etc so incase you need to know:
Age: 36
Weight: 108lbs
Height: 4ft 11
she says she wears size 6-8 clothes, whatever the hell that means lol
Thanks guys, she'll appreciate the advice 
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size 6-8 is small on a lady. And she doesn't weigh a lot either Nyght.
Just get her eating healthy and doing as much cardio as she wants too and can manage. I've got a feeling that what she thinks in her mind things are much worse than the reality.
What she needs is her ego boosting, and a son who cares for her can get the ball rolling on that score!!
Pay her a compliment or two, tell her your friends fancy her and it embarrases you with your friends calling your mum a MILF ( dont divulge names lol ) and she'll feel much better about herself, and you can be happy that you cheered the most important woman in your life up 
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08-28-2008, 07:24 PM
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Get her to watch that Gok wan programme
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08-28-2008, 07:37 PM
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Originally Posted by oakbark
size 6-8 is small on a lady. And she doesn't weigh a lot either Nyght.
Just get her eating healthy and doing as much cardio as she wants too and can manage. I've got a feeling that what she thinks in her mind things are much worse than the reality.
What she needs is her ego boosting, and a son who cares for her can get the ball rolling on that score!!
Pay her a compliment or two, tell her your friends fancy her and it embarrases you with your friends calling your mum a MILF ( dont divulge names lol ) and she'll feel much better about herself, and you can be happy that you cheered the most important woman in your life up 
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To the bits in bold: That's what I thought :P
Lol my mum already knows that one of my friends fancies her. I actually did tell her she looked fine but she didn't listen to me.
I'll show her your post tommorrow and tell you what she says
Bucko91 : She won't watch it :P
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08-28-2008, 07:40 PM
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haha fair dues just sit her down make her watch it and she'll think shes superwoman or something hes makes mingers look fit
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08-28-2008, 07:48 PM
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Originally Posted by Nyghtbringer
To the bits in bold: That's what I thought :P
Lol my mum already knows that one of my friends fancies her. I actually did tell her she looked fine but she didn't listen to me.
I'll show her your post tommorrow and tell you what she says
Bucko91 : She won't watch it :P
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Well she won't admit to listening to her her Son, what mother does. Just make sure you dont show her the post about THE SURPRISE YOU HAVE BEEN PLANNING FOR HER LOL
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08-28-2008, 07:51 PM
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Lol my mum already knows that one of my friends fancies her. I actually did tell her she looked fine but she didn't listen to me.
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Sheesh i used to fancy one of my friends mums ( still do tbh ) Its definately an in the head thing then with your mum cause a teenager don't fancy a mum for no good reason.
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08-28-2008, 07:52 PM
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Lol my mum already knows that one of my friends fancies her
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First she might be a MILF and second If he was my friend he would letteraly be dead..I'd put his brain on the table..Bang..bang
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08-28-2008, 07:56 PM
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First she might be a MILF and second If he was my friend he would letteraly be dead..I'd put his brain on the table..Bang..bang
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You need to calm down Max, think of it like this, if your mum's good looking it could mean you inherited her pretty gene, every cloud has a silver lining!!
And we dont use MILF anymore. Instead we shout Stifler's mum at her!!
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08-28-2008, 07:57 PM
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Originally Posted by Maxmilian
First she might be a MILF and second If he was my friend he would letteraly be dead..I'd put his brain on the table..Bang..bang
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Whats rong with ur friends thinking your mums hot? Aslon as they dnt take it too far like i normall do with my friends regardless of wht ther mums look like even tho ther is a few stunnas..... if they think your moms hot take it as a compliment and amx some friend youd be haha could imagine it " hey you mums pretty" Max " AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
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