I know Im going straight to hell for this, but they're hilarious
Q: Why does Helen Keller masturbate with one hand?
A: she needs the other to moan with.
Q: Why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide?
A: You would too if your name was 'Urghrrghrghr'.
Q: Did you know that Helen Keller had a dollhouse in the backyard?
A: Neither did she.
Q: How did Helen Keller burn her hand?
A: Trying to read the waffle iron
Q: How did Helen Keller break her arm driving?
A: Trying to read a stop sign
Q: How do you get Helen Keller to keep a secret?
A: Break her fingers
Q: How did Helen Keller go crazy?
A: Trying to read a basketball
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