Here are some blonde jokes...
Q: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?
A: You can park in the handicap zone.
Q: Why was the blonde upset when she got her Driver's License?
A: Because she got an "F" in sex.
Q: What do you call an unmarried blond in a BMW?
A: Divorcee'
Q: How do blonde brain cells die?
A: Alone.
Q: Why do blondes wear their hair up?
A: To catch everything that goes over their heads.
Q: How did the dumb blonde break her leg raking leaves?
A: She fell out of the tree.
Q: How does a blonde kill a fish?
A: She drowns it.
Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and bigfoot?
A: Bigfoot has been sighted.
Q: Why aren't blondes good cattle herders?
A: Because they can't even keep two calves together!
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a computer?
A: You only have to punch information into a computer once.
Q: Do you know why the blonde got fired from the M&M factory?
A: For throwing out the W's.
