[MissKelly]

Okay so mines Cute and Clean.. I laughed real hard...guess its just me haha


Help Wanted

A local business was looking for office help. They put a sign in the
window, stating the following: "HELP WANTED. Must be able to type,
must be good with a computer and must be bilingual. We are an Equal
Opportunity Employer."

A short time afterwards, a dog trotted up to the window, saw the
sign and went inside. He looked at the receptionist and wagged his
tail, then walked over to the sign, looked at it and whined.

Getting the idea, the receptionist got the office manager. The
office manager looked at the dog and was surprised, to say the least.
However, the dog looked determined, so he lead him into the office.
Inside, the dog jumped up on the chair and stared at the manager.

The manager said, "I can't hire you. The sign says you have to be
able to type." The dog jumped down, went to the typewriter and
proceeded to type out a perfect letter. He took out the page and
trotted over to the manager and gave it to him, then jumped back on
the chair. The manager was stunned, but then told the dog, "The sign
says you have to be good with a computer."

The dog jumped down again and went to the computer. The dog
proceeded to demonstrate his expertise with various programs and
produced a sample spreadsheet and database and presented them to the
manager. By this time the manager was totally dumb-founded! He looked
at the dog and said, "I realize that you are a very intelligent dog
and have some interesting abilities. However, I *still* can't give
you the job."

The dog jumped down and went to a copy of the sign and put his paw
on the sentences that told about being an Equal Opportunity Employer.
The manager said, "Yes, but the sign *also* says that you have to be
bilingual."

The dog looked at him straight in the face and said, "Meow."