Not the greatest joke but its decent:
A Mexican family was considering putting their grand
father in a nursing home.Unfortunately, all the
Catholic facilities were completely full so they had
to put him in a Jewish home.
After a few weeks in the Jewish facility, they came to
visit their abuelo."How do you like it here?" asks the
grandson.It's wonderful.Everyone here is so courteous
and respectful," says grandpa.
We're so happy for you. We were worried that this was
the wrong place for you. You know, since you are a
little different from everyone."
Oh, no! Let me tell you about how wonderfully they
treat the residents here grandpa says with a big
smile.
There's a musician here--he's 85 years old.He hasn't
played the violin in 20 years and everyone still calls
him "Maestro".
There is a judge in here--he's 95 years old. He hasn't
been on the bench in 30 years and everyone still calls
him "Your Honor".
And there's a physician here that is 90 years old. He
hasn't practiced medicine for 25 years and everyone
still calls him "Doctor"
And me, I haven't had sex for 35 years and they still
call me: "The ****ing Mexican"
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