[MistahX]

A man walked into a bar and sat next to another man staring at a monkey just sitting on top of a table...
The first man asks the second man, "What's up with that monkey on the table?"
The second man replies, "Man, that monkey has skills."
"What do you mean?" asks the first man,
The second man walks up the monkey and smaks him on the back of the head,
The monkey rolls of the table, walks up the second man, pulls down his zipper and gives him a BJ, when he's done, the monkey jumps back on the table and just sits there...
"Wow, he does have skills!" says the first man,
"Yeah he does doesn't he, would you like to try it?" asks the second man,
"Yeah" says the first man, "just don't hit me that hard!"...