Translated some "How to have fun in a warehouse" sentences as well
Put random wares in peoples baskets when they aren’t looking.
Tune in on a polka-station on every radio in the store, turn them off and set the volume to max.
Grap an orangejuice and make a trail on the floor that leads to the toilets.
Hide between some clothes and when someone starts looking in them shout: PICK ME! PICK ME!
When you hear an annoucement from the store on the speakers, throw yourself on the floor and scream: NO! NO! NOT THE VOICES AGAIN!
Go into a dressing room and shout: HEY! I’m out of TP in here!
Look into a surveillance camera while swinging from side to side.
Walk around and show people a picture of yourself and ask: have you seen this woman?
Enjoy
