Me and my wife went to the zoo... After walking around for a while looking at the various animals we came across the monkey cage. Now, my wife is ugly... I mean ugly; but the monkey in the cage took a fancy to her, he came running up the cage thrusting his groin at her and screaming widly. "I think that monkey likes me dear" at that I chucked her in the cage and said "tell that bastard you've got a headache"
Russ.