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Unread 09-28-2006, 03:39 AM   #12 (permalink)
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An Irishman walks into a bar in London, sits down and orders three beers.

The barman mentions to the Irishman that he doesn't mind doing the extra work of bringing them one by one, keeping them cold.

The Irishman says to the barman: "They're not all for me. One's for me, one's for my brother in the states, and the other's for my brother in Australia."

This carries on for about six months, and every time, the Irishman orders three beers, mentioning that: "One's for me, one's for my brother in the states, and the other's for my brother in Australia."

One day, the Irishman ordered only two beers. The barman walked over solemnly and asked if something terrible had happened or if there had been a death in the family.

"Oh, no." said the Irishman. "I've decided to live a healthier lifestyle. I've given up drinking."
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