An elephant gets lose in a really rural town when the circus train derails. Anyone who sees a large gray creature is told to call the sheriff. A housewife who has never seen a elephant before quickly spots him in her field and calls the sheriff:
sheriff: hello, sheriffs office
Her: Sheriff I found your animal!
Sheriff: What's he up to?
Her: he's pulling up all my plants with his tail!
Sheriff: Really? what's he doing with them?
Her: you wouldn't believe me if I told you!
A man was recently arrested for making big money, about 3cm to big.
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