A little boy was sitting on a park bench with a box of candy bars.
An old man walks up to him and asks what he was doing with them.
The little boy replies "I am going to eat them".
The old man responds "You can't eat all those you'll die"
little boy "My grandfather lived to be 103"
old man "By eating candybars everyday?"
littleboy "No by minding his own damn buissness!!!"
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