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Stovebolt · 04-19-2007, 10:44 PM

A couple humorous sports quotes:

Oilers coach Bum Phillips: When asked by Bob Costas why he takes his wife on all the road trips, Phillips responded, "Because she is too damn ugly to kiss goodbye."

Darrell Royal, Texas football coach, was asked if the abnormal number of Longhorn injuries that season resulted from poor physical conditioning. His response: "One player was lost because he broke his nose. How do you go about getting a nose in condition for football?"

New Orleans Saint RB George Rogers when asked about the upcoming season: "I want to rush for 1,000 or 1,500 yards, whichever comes first."

There were a billion of these but I'll save some for later!

04-19-2007, 10:44 PM	#103 (permalink)
Stovebolt M&S Power User Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: NJ, USA Gender: Male Training Exp: 2-3 Years Current Goal: Build Muscle Photos: Stovebolt's Gallery Posts: 1,506 Rep Power: 17	A couple humorous sports quotes: Oilers coach Bum Phillips: When asked by Bob Costas why he takes his wife on all the road trips, Phillips responded, "Because she is too damn ugly to kiss goodbye." Darrell Royal, Texas football coach, was asked if the abnormal number of Longhorn injuries that season resulted from poor physical conditioning. His response: "One player was lost because he broke his nose. How do you go about getting a nose in condition for football?" New Orleans Saint RB George Rogers when asked about the upcoming season: "I want to rush for 1,000 or 1,500 yards, whichever comes first." There were a billion of these but I'll save some for later! __________________ "The truth may only be revealed to those who truly seek it. Otherwise, it is lost in the lies."