you've probably heard them but here you go.....
1.why did the chicken go to the loo/because thats where all the cocks hang out.2 your mums so fat she fell in the grand canyone and got stuck.3 your mums so fat when she wears her rain coat people yell "taxi".4 what did the biscuit say when it got run over "oh crumbs".5 what did the big chimney say to the little chimney "your to young to smoke".6 deafinision of dumbness/being blonde.
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