Johnny wanted to make love to a girl in his class, but she belonged to someone else.
One day Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and said: "I'll give you a 1000 dollars if you let me have you", but the girl just said "No!"
Johnny said: "I'll be fast, I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down, I'll be finished by the time you pick it up."
She thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult her boyfriend.....so she called her boyfriend and told him the story.
Her boyfriend says: "Ask him for 2000 dollars, by the time you pick up the money he won't even be able to get his pants down." So she agrees and accepts the proposal.
Fifteen minutes goes by and the boyfriend is waiting for his girlfriend to call. Half an hour... Finally after 45 mins the boyfriend desperately calls and asks what happened. She replied: "The bas***d used coins!!!"
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